Definitions by peter palmer

chunneling

when one removes a used condom from a "lover's" orifice using only their nose, tongue, teeth, and lips.

A chunnel master is one who successfully removes the condom without spilling anything.

Although, at first the man was opposed to chunneling, he soon found himself a chunnel master.

chunneling by peter palmer April 18, 2006

turtle neck sweater 

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

turtle neck sweater by peter palmer February 11, 2006