Definitions by peanutbuttermansux

cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Slobbin Knockers 

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.

randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

Slobbin Knockers by peanutbuttermansux June 23, 2016