paul d k's definitions

schmuz

A unique combination of being a schmuck, schmoe, shit, scum, sleeze

hey look, it's that fuckin schmuz Bill Belichick!!!

by paul d k February 16, 2008

circlejerk

the act of 3 or more males standing in a circle jerking off

that bitch complained about her salad, so the chefs performed a circlejerk in the new one before bringing it back out

by paul d k February 11, 2008