Definitions by papa squat

offend the family 

to take a massive crap, after which a family member(s) is offended by the resulting horrific odor

going home to offend the family

offend the family by papa squat May 13, 2005

offend the family 

verb

to take an extreme shit. then after the event, a family is offended by the resulting odor

i'm going home to offend the family

offend the family by papa squat March 18, 2005