1 definition by pants johnson

much like when you say something is so good, you ejaculated, (splat), talps is the reverse. it is splat backwards

when something really sucky happens, it is talps
dude, my girlfriend of 8 years cheated on me with that fat smelly guy? talps...
or
some assholes stole my car! this is so talps
by pants johnson September 11, 2007
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