Shants

Shorts that are so long that they appear to look like pants.
Bob: Is that guy wearing pants?

Seth: No those are shants, but it looks like he is wearing pants
by pants/ports June 09, 2013
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Ports

These are pants that appear to look like shorts.
Bob: Is that guy wearing pants

Seth: No, I believe he is wearing ports. He has cut his pants to make them look like shorts!
by pants/ports June 09, 2013
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