pants/ports's definitions

Ports

These are pants that appear to look like shorts.

Bob: Is that guy wearing pants

Seth: No, I believe he is wearing ports. He has cut his pants to make them look like shorts!

by pants/ports June 9, 2013

Shants

Shorts that are so long that they appear to look like pants.

Bob: Is that guy wearing pants?

Seth: No those are shants, but it looks like he is wearing pants

by pants/ports June 9, 2013