Definitions by pants/ports

Shants 

Shorts that are so long that they appear to look like pants.

Bob: Is that guy wearing pants?

Seth: No those are shants, but it looks like he is wearing pants

Shants by pants/ports June 9, 2013

Ports 

These are pants that appear to look like shorts.

Bob: Is that guy wearing pants

Seth: No, I believe he is wearing ports. He has cut his pants to make them look like shorts!

Ports by pants/ports June 9, 2013