Castiel, angel of the lord, he gripped Dean Winchester tight and raised him from perdition. The only character you should ever care about for the rest of you life.
(Sam)- “Wheres your boyfriend, Dean?”
(BIG WOOSH SOUND)
(Castiel)- “hello Sam, I’m right here.”
Simone is that one cow in the traffic line who thinks picking up her 13 unvaccinated children from Sunday school is more important than dying African children. She sucks because her parents didn’t get the son they wanted and named her Simon, but fancier. She sucks because her face reminds you of that one time when you were 7 and you pooped out an odd looking shape turd and named it Simone because you just knew you didn’t like hoes called Simone.
Simone is a mighty slice of soggy bread
