Definitions by our group

meijer 

a male's descreet way of saying he needs to go jerk off

(a female's is "wal-mart")

Guy to his friends: "dude, i'll be right over, but i have to go to meijer first."

Guy to a girl: "I so know that you went to wal-mart last night!"

meijer by our group September 16, 2005

Wal-Mart 

referring to a woman pleasuring herself

(the male version is "meijer")

"I so know that you just went to wal-mart last night!"

Wal-Mart by our group September 16, 2005