Cravision

Cravision” (pronounced: cray-VIZH-un)

Definition:
Noun. The sudden, irresistible craving for food you get when you see delicious dishes on TV, YouTube, or Netflix cooking shows.

Example:

“Man, that new baking show gave me mad cravision — now I need cake ASAP!”

If you’d like, I can make more variations too — want it to sound more Gen Z, retro, or regional?
• “I was fine until that pizza ad hit — total cravision, now I’m ordering delivery.”
• “Don’t watch that burger vlog at midnight unless you want cravision to ruin your sleep.”
• “Every time I see that chef’s channel I get cravision. I swear I’ve gained ten pounds!”
• “This ramen docuseries is pure cravision fuel — I’m making noodles right now.”

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by ord mcrobiel July 12, 2025
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Rosengeist

Rosengeist” (noun) — /ˈroʊzənˌɡaɪst/
Definition: A person who obsessively chases fame or internet clout without any shame, ethics, or care for the consequences.
Ignore him, he’s just another Rosengeist trying to milk drama for clicks.”
by ord mcrobiel July 12, 2025
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