ooga booga 629's definitions
A man who probably hasn’t had intercourse yet, opens fifa packs 1000 times a day on his mums credit card and has a strange obsession with Sergio Aguero
Person A “I’m still a virgin and I’m just sat here opening packs”
Person B “you’re definitely a Rueben”
Person A “I hate Sergio Aguero”
Person B “hi Rueben
Person B “you’re definitely a Rueben”
Person A “I hate Sergio Aguero”
Person B “hi Rueben
by ooga booga 629 May 27, 2020
Get the Ruebenmug.