1 definition by onejoehjnkedkjekjskbbk
A boring town located in Connecticut made of bricks and is full of rich white pricks. Every car you see is at least $50,000 and all the houses are the size of mansions. Every kid in this town is an exact clone of each other, they all wear Vineyard Vines and Polo. This town is very boring and the only excitement comes from the good restaurants. Fairfield has some good ones such as Colony pizza and Archie Moors.It also has a good frozen yogurt place named 16 handles. Other then that there is really nothing else to do unless you leave the town to some other but still boring place.
James: Sorry, Karl but I'm moving to Fairfield
Karl: Don't move with those rich assholes
James: Karl your an asshole just like them
Karl: Don't move with those rich assholes
James: Karl your an asshole just like them
by onejoehjnkedkjekjskbbk March 28, 2017