exasturbation

When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.
Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.
by OblongShlong August 02, 2013
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sydofaf

an abbreviated term “suck your dad off for a fiver” use it to offend someone jokingly or to be funny
go sydofaf
by oblongshlong October 08, 2022
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sydofaf

sydofaf means suck your dad off for a fiver, you use it when someone’s annoyed you or to be funny
go sydofaf
by oblongshlong October 07, 2022
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