Pussy worthy

When someone is just so fine but they don't get any pussy/dick

Uma kompton: ohMyyGod joCo is sOOOOO PUSSY WORTHY

Donald trump: I KNOW WHY THE FUCK IS HE SINGLE @JOCOCOURTER AT IG HMU DADDY

by obama jesus satan kawaii queen April 17, 2016

vagina crustaceans

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust

tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

by obama jesus satan kawaii queen August 22, 2014