Definitions by not a swift trucker

Swift Trucker 

The worst driver imaginable. They should be paying Swift to drive.

Ben: Hey, did you see that truck in a ditch? I hope they're ok.
John: Yeah, it said Swift on the side.
Ben: Never mind, dumbass Swift Trucker never went to driving school.

Swift Trucker by not a swift trucker March 28, 2022