non-event's definitions

TUG

Abbreviation of Tall Ugly Guy. Generally a lanky dude, reminiscent of napoleon dynamite that hangs out with hot boys: similar to the token ugly girl in this way. Seems unfortunately to often be the most eager to flirt with any girl available, that or hurl abuse about her being ugly.

"ohh you mean the TUG that hangs out with jack? oh, okay i have never known his real name"

by non-event September 1, 2006

Biddy

A short form of the name Bridget, Brigid, Bridgette, Brigit and so on. without any connotations of hoochies, bitches or old women.

"No Biddy's real name is spelt bridget, not brigid.

by non-event September 1, 2006