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A Telf is basically a Chav or Townie from Telford. They squeeze about 8 to 10 of themselves in a Nova and drive round car parks with shit hip-hop music playing very loud. They also hang out in the middle of the ice rink but just stand there shouting abuse instead of actually skating. Incidently, Telford has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the whole of Britain.
'I hate all fucking Telfs!'
by non-Telf December 09, 2004
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