snoff

it can be used as a noun or a verb. a sneeze and a cough that happen at the same time. to sneeze and cough simultaneously.

"dude, I just snoffed on your sister"
"sick burn, I had a snoff this morning and it landed on a mcgriddle"
"sweet deal, let's go snoff on the elderly"

by nogg got pwnd September 04, 2007