Definitions by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith

ass pirate 

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

ass pirate by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

blow up doll 

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

blow up doll by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003