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sloppy dallas 

A sloppy dallas is the act of getting a blowjob, while her mouth is full of chewing tobacco.

Sarah gave me a sloppy dallas last night, my dick still looks like shit from all the dip spit she left on there!

sloppy dallas by no royals October 15, 2020

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

Big Fat Spider Man Cock by no royals October 1, 2016

bush-wooki 

Commonly associated with the rare herberters, a bush-wooki is an individual who sits in bushes next to a side walk or pathway who waits for the unsuspecting person to walk by, and the bush-wooki touches the person in the ass. If the person doesn't know where the touch came from it was a successful bush-wooki attempt.

There's a bush-wooki on main street, watch out he'll touch your butt.

bush-wooki by no royals March 14, 2015