zllfckbot

zllfckbot is a sex robot exclusively for zayn malik and niall horan. rumor has it they bought it in 2013 together and have been sharing it since. #robotkink

zayn: i want to have the zllfckbot for the weekend

niall: no

by nnnnnnaaaaaatttttt June 05, 2021

itsmecatpiss

itsmecatpiss. human form of cat piss. comes from a long line of deez nuts and ironically her partner in crimea name is pussinboots. piss and puss to the rescue!!

you: who’s that blue eyed chick
me: oh her? yah idk she looks like itsmecatpiss

by nnnnnnaaaaaatttttt June 02, 2021