1 definition by ninjascandance
A dudebrah who can't adapt or change to anything yet is somehow still alive; old fart primate that looks more human than their behavior says they are; he/she that can say 'atheist' but don't even get adaptation or other Darwin theories; he/she that take their ancestral backyard bonfires so seriously it's funny.
ADBs: I just got a cup of that Coconut Cold Brew coffee at Starbucks.
Me: You evolved for a second today, Apedudebrah.
Me: You evolved for a second today, Apedudebrah.
by ninjascandance May 10, 2017