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In Ireland, usually an expression of disbelief or astonishment at a random fact.
It has absolutely nothing to do with a sexual invitation.
"Fuck me I forgot my car keys. Can you give me a lift into town?"

"Fuck me I'm drunk!"
by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008
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Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.
"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"

"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."
by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008
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