newt's definitions

dirtwhistle

your stinkhole. the gaping hole whence one emanates gas. uranus.

4 beef and bean burritos and a quart of chocomilk really makes my dirtwhistle sing.

by newt January 3, 2004

pigfucker

anyone of a conservative persuasion, someone who would be likely to be in favor of repealing beastiality laws preventing pig- fucking.

Ronal Reagan is a pig fucker.

by Newt September 15, 2003