Definitions by never you mind what my name is

one eyed smile 

means sexaul intercourse

did you give her the one eyed smile last night?

one eyed smile by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

smeggage 

1) when you have a dirty face

2) when someone has ejaculated on your face

thats some serious smeggage you've got going on

smeggage by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

tavp 

t - thats
a - an
v - valuble
p - point

used as a replacement for 'lol' in instant messaging

person one- mmm tasty ham salad
person two- tavp

person one- you are a sket
person two- tavp

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the 5 second seat rule 

this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat

tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!

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