1 definition by never wannabe a texan

someone who likes everything with a gallon of tabasco sauce, rides a horse to work (if u call work saying y'all and yee ha and trying on cowboy hats), plays the banjo uneducated and goes to the hoedown every night at the bar. Also where George Bush Sr. & George Bush
Now we know why Bush is so stupid. He's a TEXAN!!!!!!
by never wannabe a texan November 30, 2005
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