crumpet

someone who shits so fucking much

sorry dude one second, i gotta go crumpet.

by neuqxss February 23, 2022

juptm_

the best person to ever exist. they’re flawless, handsome, breath taking, sweet, understanding, loving, funny, amazing, overall just a wonderful person. if you’re even just in the same room as them, you’re lucky to be in their presence. you’ll never find someone like them again. they’re special in their own way and everything about them is perfect

“juptm_ is the best lover and soulmate anyone could ever ask for.”

by neuqxss July 04, 2021