chocolate cowboy

1. a black man who has mastered the art of cowboying.

2. a homosexual, typically a white one, who likes black red neck like men exclusively.

3. a black homosexual cowboy i.e. chocolate chocolate cowboy.
ex.1: Tajuante jr. is just as dark and cowboyish like his daddy. he really has grown up to be a real chocolate cowboy!

ex.2: did you see steven at the gay rodeo last night with that black dude? talk about a chocolate cowboy lover. he never gets sick of that chocolate stick!

ex.3: friend 1: oh my god! are those guys black cowboys? i didn't know cowboys came in that color? are they kissing?!? i didn't know cowboys could be THAT gay!!! i don't know if that's a chocolate chocolate cowboy connection or black on black crime

friend 2: do you know anything?

friend 1: i know those cowboys are finding each other chocolaty delicious!
by negro jones strikes again November 12, 2008
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flappity cheeks

a sound that comes from an older person as they pass gas and air rushes out of their anus and between their soft, dough-like buttocks. can also make a flippity flappity sound.
grandkid 1: man! grandma farted!! did you smell it?

grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!

grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!

grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!

grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!
by negro jones strikes again November 12, 2008
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