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holiday

An opportunity for relatives to come around and say stupid shit like: Why haven't you found a wife yet.

"My favorite part about holidays his how being single is considered a disease."

by narslog26 December 1, 2009

Narslogs

1. Mythological creatures which descend from clouds to give battle to unicorns.
2. A contraction of narwhal: mortal enemy of unicorns, and slog: a varient of slug, meaning to hit hard.
Narwhal likely comes from the Old Norse "nahvalr," meaning "corpse-whale."

"Watch out for the Oomoos, Narslogs, and blah-blah-blah!"

by narslog26 December 1, 2009