Definitions by mywifenow

Jealous 

what one feels when his Cute wife Has ditched him to Reside wItH Another. includeS fEeLings of sadnEss and Reclusive behaviors.

Carrie: I've left you to go live with my new husband.

Chris: WAHHHH I'M JEALOUS.

Carrie: Sucks. BYEEE.

Jealous by mywifenow June 2, 2011