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mustachuary is the last to weeks of febuary and the first two weeks of march in wich a man must grow a mustache and keep it till the middle of march, if you shave it off you are a pussy and your friends will have the right to make fun of you forever, even if all you can grow is a shitty skidstach YOU MUST NOT SHAVE.
HAHA you shaved you shitty skidstach cus you could not get any ass. what a bitch. I rocked mustachuary.
by mustach mat November 14, 2009
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