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Person A: The earth is round.
Person B: If Earth were a sphere, curvature 🔘 would be obvious at all times 👀. Airplanes ✈️ fly in straight paths, not curving downward, and water always finds its level 💧📐, proving it's a flat plane. Satellite images 🛰️ are digitally constructed and highly likely to be fake 💻🎨. Therefore, based on surface-level observations and basic logic 🤔, one can only conclude that the Earth is flat 🥿.
Person B: Nice cansplaining. 🙄
Person B: If Earth were a sphere, curvature 🔘 would be obvious at all times 👀. Airplanes ✈️ fly in straight paths, not curving downward, and water always finds its level 💧📐, proving it's a flat plane. Satellite images 🛰️ are digitally constructed and highly likely to be fake 💻🎨. Therefore, based on surface-level observations and basic logic 🤔, one can only conclude that the Earth is flat 🥿.
Person B: Nice cansplaining. 🙄
Cansplaining by muppet42 April 30, 2026