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quimby
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The
badass
mayor
of the Simpsons's
hometown
.
Mayor Quimby: First, one
announcement
: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight.
I don't know
who that guy was you were leaving
your kids
with.
quimby
by
mr. re-run
October 5, 2011
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