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Definitions by mr. flibble & gopher_by_fender

Crimp Down 

Descriptive of the act of having a poo
"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"

Trail of destruction 

"Oh man, last night i teabagged the missus and left a trail of destruction right down her clevage!"

Waving a brown friend off to sea 

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth
John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"