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Definitions by mr. dizzle
dick muffs
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Flag
the
female
breast, when your dick is
cold
you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just
like
ear muffs.
Hey
girl
my dick is really
cold
, let me use them
titties
as my dick muffs, Please?
dick muffs
by
mr. dizzle
September 16, 2004
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