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Famous for his work in "Cats: The Musical", Rowan Clinch now dominates the gay burlesque show game with his feathery fedora and surgically enhanced thigh implants. Rowan won't do what some call "take a chill pill" because of all the other pills he takes. Some hobbies Rowan enjoys are sitting on fences and then dropping into innocent people walking in the street, googling songs which encourage rape and suicide, and pretending that his anime action figures are having a banquet for their fallen king.
"I think I'm having feelings for the man in the majenta fedora!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"It looks like you were Rowan Clinched!!"
"Really?"
"Yeah!"
"It looks like you were Rowan Clinched!!"
by mr. dick larry April 7, 2020