mr lobby's definitions

vicars bike

favourite choir boy. a very gay person

to be gayer than the vicars bike

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009