Definitions by mr flopadopolous
Van Note
A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.
Van Note by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014
nimesh
Hindu god of fist pumping to techno. Nimesh made a name for himself by wrestling and then skull-fucking a dragon. Wears gold chains and snuggles with Care Bears. Scratches himself in public. Really into grandma
nimesh by mr flopadopolous May 24, 2014