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Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.

Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut

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Where you take a shit, and freez it. Stab someone and the wound.

"i was just Smiklebiking with the wife"

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