to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan
my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.
that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning
i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass
to insert a toothbrush into your rear end for sexual pleasure, bristles first
my brush snapped when i was chimney sweeping, its still in the flute now.
i chimney swept my dog
look dude, you do not want to shard whilst chimney sweeping
