Definitions by mowat and simpson

dotcombandit 

a male who is obsessed with the internet
dotcom being the internet oart and bandit referring to overuse.

"hey greg have you spoken to harry lately"
"no i havent, i heard hes a right dotcombandit nowadays"

dotcombandit by mowat and simpson September 28, 2009

dotcomslag 

a female that has an internet obsession
male version- dotcombandit

"have you spoken to julie lately?"
"no shes such a dotcomslag these days!"

dotcomslag by mowat and simpson September 28, 2009