mowah1t's definitions

shadeshake

When someone throws shade on you that's so thick, you want to sip it through a straw.

"Hey Patty! How have you been??!! It's me, Kim!"
Patty gives Kim a disdainful look like she's channelling Joan Collins from the 80s and turns her back on Kim as though she doesn't exist. Kim proceeds to pull a straw from her handbag and sips up Patty's thick, cold and bitter creamy shadeshake.

by mowah1t November 17, 2016