Definitions by monopriest

sogspeed 

The speed in which an oreo cookie (or any bread-like food) becomes soggy when dipped in a beverage.

Dip your oreos in your coffee to increase the sogspeed

sogspeed by monopriest April 11, 2021

Dunch 

Any meal that is finished between 3:00 and 3:30 PM. Commonly confused with Dinch, which occurs between 3:30 and 4:00 PM, and Linner, between 4-5PM (Lunner is also used very uncommonly for 4-4:30)

Sam, it's almost 3, better finish eating before it turns into a Dunch.

Dunch by monopriest May 24, 2019