Definitions by molly jerkk

die mtv 

MTV is a large corporation that tells teenagers what to wear, what music to listen to, how to act, et cetera. mainly, MTV brainwashes kids into mindless 'teenie boppers'. therefore, a nice slogan to denounce MTV's 'popularity' is: DIE MTV.

Scene Kid: hey, did you cath TRL on MTV yesterday?
Real, Normal Kid: no! MTV should fucking DIE. DIE MTV.

die mtv by molly jerkk April 22, 2006

sonny moore 

lead singer of the band from first to last. is notouriously short (5'4) and has a slight nose problem, but he's still dead sexy. every (girl or gay) fan of fftl would like to have his children; unfortunately, he's legal (turned 18 in January.) has snakebites and wears more make-up than almost any other girl.

dayummn, that's sonny moore walking down the street!

sonny moore by molly jerkk April 19, 2006