1 definition by mike wright

Top Definition
A bald pussy with just a little bit of stubble. Called this because it resembles the actor Don Johnson's facial hair in the 1980s TV show Miami Vice.
It had been a few days since Mary shaved so I munched on her Don Johnson.

I fucked this bitch yesterday day and she wasn't completely bald, she had a little don johnson.
by mike wright September 10, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a don johnson mug!