mike truitt's definitions

for me to poop on

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

Soccer mom

A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.

Tipper Gore.

by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003

devil pig

The worst damn kind of pig there is

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

Devil's Fork

The worst damn kind of forks there are

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

jesus bomb

The best damn kind of bomb there is

by Mike Truitt August 21, 2006

w00tville

A place where all is good and perfect. Everyone is overjoyed with their existance.

See also utopia nirvana

w00tville is the coolest

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Jesus junk

The best damn kind of junk there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003