private

the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.

SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

Why wouldn't ya?

Question. For answer see Well you would

Greg is contemplating a goon layback

Greg - Why wouldn't ya?

Mike - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

C.I.T.

Short for Counselor In Training at Chinese Community Center.

1st generation consisted of Hung, Dung, Tim and Mike. Also known as PROS....Skills include mopping skills, CPR certified, Raving skills, too many to name.

2nd generation consist of Hung, Dung, Tim, Derrick, Shuyan. Skills include too many to name.

3rd generation consist of teeny boppers that go to hang out. Skills included none.

example #1
CIT: Hey, go mop the fucking floor!
Boy: Yes sir.

example #2

I remember back in 1998 when it was cool to be a CIT, now it 2005 and it's played out.

by Mike Jones July 14, 2005

Gorilla Fuck

the art of dirty fucking a whore and grunting like a gorilla while your doing it.

i gorilla fucked that girl last night.

by Mike Jones April 07, 2004

sand goggles

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004