mike jones's definitions

Punch 'Em Poker

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.

"Look at this fucking Bruise"

- Mike Jones

by Mike Jones February 9, 2005

heavy weight champ

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

kin folk

Word used in the same reference as "bro", or "whodie", to a person that you know. Mostly used in eastern Texas.

Whats up kin folk?

by Mike Jones March 25, 2003

purple haze

a hit of LSD in the 60's. it is not weed. people started calling it weed becasue they thought the jimi song was about weed but infact it is about acid. listen to the lyrics and you can tell that it is about LSD, not weed. some people refer to purple haired weed as purple haze but the real purple haze is LSD. jimi hendrix played every time with 1 hit of acid in each eye, 3 in his bandana, and 1 in his gums

purple haze, all around... dont know, if im COMIN UP OR DOWN.

by mike jones November 8, 2004

Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004