Definitions by michael scott wants the fleece

morning gasm

you know that noise you just have to make when you wake up in the morning. It is is often accompanied by a yawn.

Fred: "Hey, why couldn't you have done that last night?"
Wilma: "What?"
Fred: "Have something nearly as powerful as that morning gasm"

morning gasm by michael scott wants the fleece April 14, 2010

bitch hike

Verb; To constantly bums rides off friends. This can be due to a mumber of reasons including but not limited to a lack of liscense, lack of a car, or suspended liscense.

Lucas, go bitch hike someone else today, the cost of gas has been through the roof lately.

bitch hike by michael scott wants the fleece June 11, 2009