Definitions by michael burgers

Salmon Jack 

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.

David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!

Salmon Jack by michael burgers May 14, 2024

shurden 

a guy that is so afraid of his actions even when he hasn't even done them yet that his personality centers around a state of humorous depression while keeping a corny nature

man that shurden, love him but jeez give yourself a break.

shurden by michael burgers October 23, 2023