Goonicide

The word that relates to an event that occurred early 2025.

A man, Nautica Malone, had been seen driving through Bikini Beans Coffee, a popular coffee dispensary much like Starbucks, with his pants down and his privates out.

The women in the drive through were recording his actions, and while they were not defendable, many have dubbed Nautica the "goonlord" as he soon after commited suicide because he didn't want to be seen as a gooner or lowlife by his wife and two children.

The term "Goonicide" comes from the fact that a suicide took place over an event that related to gooning.

Many have protested against Bikini Beans Coffee for being responsible for the death of Nautica. This could have been by driving through the drivethrough pantless themselves, or attending the "gooneral" that took place soon after Nautica's death.

If you'd like, there are many people who have talked on this situation on YouTube, (Papa Meat, penguinz0, Pyrocinical, etc:...) Or, there's an article on Complex.com written by Joe Price that can be viewed by searching Google for, "Nautica Malone Goonicide Complex Article)
Protester 1: Are you attending the gooneral for Nautica's untimely death?
Protester 2: Yeah, of course! You know I won't miss the goonicide funeral. I can't dishonor Nautica's courage
by mfomari February 10, 2025
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