1 definition by memyself andi

Like the hottest guy in the entire world. Like legs so short he has to wear stilts and pants that cover the stilts. The envy of all popular girls in the world. He loves to play video games and chat with frans and always has his shirt off. He has washboard abs and wears Polo Ralph Lauren boxers.
Did you see Madonna on the news last night?
No, I was too busy dreaming about Carter while slowly and indecently touching myself while eating a pastrami on rye.

I saw the sexiest person everrrr,
Who?
He was so a Carter.
by memyself andi October 31, 2010
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